06-MAY-2013RETARDED LAW OFFICES OF SEPPI ESFANDI, P.C. SO-CALLED “CERTIFIED SPECIALIST IN CRIMINAL LAW” 1925 CENTURY PARK EAST, SUITE. 830 LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA 90067
Are we supposed to get an erection because you are a self-proclaimed “CERTIFIED SPECIALIST IN CRIMINAL LAW”? You F%cking Jokes! And another thing, your under-scored phrase, “YOU ARE NOT POWERLESS” makes your Bitch Ass sound like a Zionist-Hollywood Concoction and/or Comic Book Super Hero like Iron Man. (LOL) I will state it again, “YOU ARE NOT POWERLESS”… F%cking JOKE! (LOL.) Face it, all you Gimps are the same, just a bunch of F%cking Good-Cop/Bad-Cop Middlemen who take advantage of poor people who are ignorant about the law, and the Back Room Deals you cut with Retarded Judges who you sip tea and crumpets with. Don’t think we do not know that you so-called, Lawyers and/or “Legal Gimps” are not in bed with each other. For your information, we have been fighting this fraudulent case for (7) seven years now, and all of a sudden you send us this GIMMICK Packet, toting and/or gloating about you being a so-called, “CERTIFIED SPECIALIST IN CRIMINAL LAW”. Why, your silly solicitation is out-right criminal, you F%cking Retarded Gimps. Funny, I can’t seem to verify and/or validate any of the claims you retards make in your Direct Mailings; LAUGHABLE RIGHT?
Now that that is out of the way, tell you what Seppi, let your “expert” eyes look over the documents enclosed and you bring your BITCH ASS to court on Game Day (i.e. June 21, 2013) and we will put your skills to the test. Oh, to make it even more worth your wild, Mr. Bomani has authorized us to pay you 20% of $417,361.00 which equals $104,342.00 if, and only if, you can guaranty that you have the expert skills (LOL) to get all of Mr. Bomani’s Community Assets that are rightfully his.
Otherwise, hold your Gimp Position, and do not send us anymore of these “USED CAR ADVERTISEMENTS and/or GUTTER PROMOTIONAL GIMMICKS” that makes your Retarded Law Firm appear other than that which it is (i.e. FALSE ADVERTISEMENT AND/OR IMPOSTERS PERPETRATING A FRAUD ON BEHALF OF SYNTHETIC “JUSTICE”.) F%CKING JOKES!
ADVOCATE FOR THE WEAK, POOR & DISABLED